This weekend was just a test run
next time, ill reciprocate and show some appreciation
I dont think you realize how you got me
I’m slowly becoming addicted
I could be at work but my mind be on a vacation
thinking of you was a big distraction while I was trying to complete customer’s transactions
Every couple seconds, my wetness became a bit more relevant
So I sent you a text message- ” I need to feel you inside me. Are you ready for round 3?”

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers..

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex or Baseball or Football or Hunting or Fishing.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Relationships are hard work and most of the people probably think at some point that communicating in a positive way with the other half when discussing stressful issues, such as home finances, for example, is an impossible thing to do. However, now the Swiss experts say that there is a “love hormone,” that could edge off such conflicts.

Oxytocin is a hormone that also acts as a neurotransmitter in the brain. It has been used for many years for its role in the birth process, such as inducing labor and lactation. Oxytocin has been found to be beneficial for reducing anxiety and stress, producing feelings of well-being, empathy, bonding, and sexual arousal. But more recently, the researchers from Switzerland started exploring the benefits of the hormone on human couple interactions in order to help couples communicate better. Oxytocin is marketed under the name “Liquid Trust” and is also called the “cuddle chemical.”

For the study purposes, the investigators recruited adult couples who they randomly assigned into two groups: one group of participants were administered oxytocin intranasally and the other group received placebo, also in a nasal spray, before engaging in conflict discussions in a lab setting. The experts then analyzed the effects of the hormone given to couples, and found that it reduced levels of the stress hormone cortisol and increased positive communication behavior, compared to the placebo.

“We are just beginning to understand the powerful effects of hormones and chemicals released by the body in the context of important social interactions,” commented John Krystal, M.D., the editor of Biological Psychiatry and added that scientists are looking forward to exploring pharmacological use of oxytocin in order to facilitate positive communication, and bring down stress levels between couples who have trouble when it comes to discussing their finances or how to raise children.

The main author of the study, Beate Ditzen said that this study was the first of its kind on this matter and important because it analyzed real-time behavior of couples in natural environment. According to Ditzen, the hormone might help the scientists to pronounce the effects of a standard treatment, such as cognitive behavioral therapy, by possibly making the benefits of social interaction more accessible to people. But it most probably will not replace these standard treatments, said Ditzen.

The investigators caution that this study does not indicate that oxytocin must be used as a treatment on its own and the effects of repeated use of the hormone have not been examined in humans. What is more, important ethical concerns will have to be taken into consideration, such as to what extent it should be administered as a “treatment” and whether developed treatments could become drugs of abuse in the form of “social enhancers.”

Previous studies on the oxytocin, published in July 1999 in the journal Psychiatry, came to the conclusion that the hormone “may be mediating emotional experiences in close relationships.” Another research authored by Rebecca Turner, PhD, from University of California, found that oxytocin is a powerful hormone that promotes attachment between human beings. Oxytocin is natural reaction of the body in response to feelings of happiness, and is best known for promoting bonding between mothers and newborns following birth.

The findings are reported in May 1st issue of Biological Psychiatry.

Early initiation of sexual intercourse is frequently linked to previous sexual victimization. About 74 percent of women who had sexual intercourse before age 14 and 60 percent of those who had sex before age 15 report having had sex involuntarily at some point in their lives.

Many teen mothers have been victims of sexual violence. In a study of pregnant and parenting teens, nearly 66 percent reported nonvoluntary sexual activity; 44 percent reported having been raped. The average age of first rape was 13.3, with the rapist’s average age being 22.6.

Blame is most often placed on inadequate sex education, from parents and from schools focusing too much on abstinence-only programs. Add to that a young person’s sense of being invulnerable.

“This is pretty shocking,” said Dr. Elizabeth Alderman, an adolescent medicine specialist at Montefiore Medical Center’s Children’s Hospital in New York.

“To talk about abstinence is not a bad thing,” but teen girls — and boys too — need to be informed about how to protect themselves if they do have sex, Alderman said.

Only about half of the girls in the study acknowledged having sex. Some teens define sex as only intercourse, yet other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some diseases.

Among those who admitted having sex, the rate was even more disturbing — 40 percent had an STD.

“Those numbers are certainly alarming,” said sex education expert Nora Gelperin, who works with a teen-written Web site called sexetc.org.

“Sexuality is still a very taboo subject in our society,” she said. “Teens tell us that they can’t make decisions in the dark and that adults aren’t properly preparing them to make responsible decisions.”

Cecile Richards, president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America, said the study shows that “the national policy of promoting abstinence-only programs is a $1.5 billion failure, and teenage girls are paying the real price.”

Similar claims were made last year when the government announced the teen birth rate rose between 2005 and 2006, the first increase in 15 years.

The overall STD rate among the 838 girls in the study was 26 percent, which translates to more than 3 million girls nationwide, the CDC said.

HPV most common
The study by CDC researcher Dr. Sara Forhan is an analysis of nationally representative data on 838 girls aged 14 to 19 who took part in a 2003-04 government health survey. Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and genital herpes, 2 percent.

Dr. John Douglas, director of the CDC’s division of STD prevention, said the results are the first to examine the combined national prevalence of common sexually transmitted diseases among adolescent girls. He said the data likely reflect current prevalence rates.

HPV can cause genital warts but often has no symptoms. A vaccine targeting several HPV strains recently became available, but Douglas said it likely has not yet had much impact on HPV prevalence rates in teen girls.

Chlamydia can cause an abnormal discharge and painful urination, but often has no symptoms. Signs of trichomoniasis are similar, and both diseases can be treated with antibiotics. Genital herpes can cause blisters but also is often symptomless. It can’t be cured but medicine can help.

The CDC recommends annual chlamydia screening for all sexually active women under age 25. It also recommends the three-dose HPV vaccine for girls aged 11-12 years, and catch-up shots for females aged 13 to 26.

The CDC’s Dr. Kevin Fenton said that given the potential complications from STDs, “screening, vaccination and other prevention strategies for sexually active women are among our highest public health priorities.”

Douglas said screening tests are underused in part because many teens don’t think they’re at risk, but also, some doctors mistakenly think: “Sexually transmitted diseases don’t happen to the kinds of patients I see.”

Teens need to hear the dual message that STDs can be prevented by abstinence and condoms — and hear them often, said Dr. Ellen Kruger, an obstetrician-gynecologist at Ochsner Medical Center in New Orleans.

So we ended up in the bathroom of my friend’s basement. We were practically clawing at each other and snatching off clothes before we could even get the door shut. As soon as I was about to hop on his dick and give it the best ride its ever had, three of my female friends came bursting into the bathroom. They wanted to watch! I was so shocked, no one has ever asked to watch me before, especially my friends. Can you say, “Awkward?” lol… but after a nice discussion about it which included them practically begging for it… I had to oblige. So I began riding him slow and then one of my friends asked me to suck it. She wanted to be taught and wanted me to be her teacher. So I started sucking and licking on it while stroking my hands up and down. His body started shaking and he started screaming, “You better not fucking stop!” I guess one of my friends got horny and decided to participate so she started fingering me from behind while I continued to give him head.

Well to conclude my little story, me and him both came. I orgasmed from my friends finger and him from my mouth.

The end.

Topics that were discussed were intriguing and mind boggling yet, it was very interesting to listen to the responses. Since the discussion included both male and female input, there was quite a bit of tension in the air as both sides had different points of view. Questions like “does size matter, length or width” are not new to the scene of debate among the sexes. But things like “What is a man’s idea of a great woman? Not perfect but great!!” And, “Is it in a man’s nature to want to be with more than one woman?” Not just in the aspect of being a playa, but is this something that men really can’t shake? And if this is the case, can women get to the point where they understand that this is their nature and accept it? Would marriages/relationships last longer under this understanding?

Yes, touchy. But this is reality. Focusing on the topic of “men desiring more than one woman”, we all can agree that many relationships end due to infidelity and lies. If not that, then you simply find that you no longer have feelings for the individual, or something about them has changed in the course of your relationship. Maybe they are no longer doing the things that made you want them in the first place.

The conclusion that we as a group came to was that yes, men have an innate desire to want to be with more than one woman. This may not be the global opinion of most, but this is what we found.

Ladies, this does not mean that your man does not love you, it does not mean that you do not satisfy him, it does not mean that he’s a dog, but it means one thing, he is a “MAN”. Most may say that this is just an excuse for men to do what they want to do and to continue to wrong their women. But what we are trying to get to is a resolution. When we define man in this instance, we are looking at it from an anatomical stand point, “Nature vs. Nurture”. So, if this is indeed true, that it is natural for the male species to “browse” every once in a while can a couple actually develop an understanding and compromise? The old folks understand that “it is what it is”. The term “take care of home” didn’t just come from nowhere!

Holla!

IF HE TAKES FOREVER TO CUM AFTER YOU’VE PULLED ALL OF UR TRICKS OUT OF THE BAG..

>Be hungry. You should look at sucking it as if you were a dog about to devour a juicy bone. How long it takes usually depends on how hungry you are which dick-tate how long it takes him to blast off.

>Avoid lockjaw by getting into a comfortable position. Keep in mind that men generally like to see you on ur knees, be it on the bed on the floor. the most common is him layin down while you kneel between his legs. when you get tired you can always use ur legs to support giving ur back and neck a break. Also effective because it allows access to the key areas; dick, balls, ass.

>Look and listen for cues. Ask him if he likes it. If you render him speechless he does.

>If he gives you direction, follow it with great enthusiasm.

THINGS THEY LOVE TO SEE:

>Periodically looking up while ravishinghim like a savage.

>You on ur knees between a raised leg (his) licking ass(Some niggas enjoy this shit)

>Cum in ur mouth, on ur face, breast, etc.

>You playin with ur pussy while sucking.

FOR THE PROFESSIONALS

For deep throating, choose a position where the angle of the dick and the angle of ur throat are some what aligned. Relax and concentrate. Once his dick gets past the area of ur gag reflex, you’ll be able to take the whole dick in ur mouth .

PRO TIP: If you master this (GOOD LUCK), try to flex ur throat a little while deep throating him..

GOT NUT?

Listen! There are starving children in africa… swallow! That’s all there is to it. Get over it. We will not evern recommend other methods of disposing of the juice, unless it’s specifically on ur body parts; face, breasts, hair (DAMN HIM!). It goes without sayin, that swallowing is only a good idea when you are in a monogomous relationshipand you’ve both gotten back negative HIV test results. Until thenit is alwaysbest to practice safe sex and use rubbersand yes that means when u suckin some dick.

>For you punk bitches that refuse to swallow: Here are some signs your man is bout to blow.

>The skin on his balls tightens and pulls his testicles toward his warm body to warm them up.

>The head of his dick may swell.

>He will trust his hips.

>Aggressively pulls ur hair

ALTHOUGH YOU CAN BENEFIT FROM THESE TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS, THESE ACTIONS SHOULD COME NATURALLY. IN NO WAY ARE WE ADVISING YOU TO BE AN ACTRESS, ACTING LIKE UR UP FOR A TONY AWARD, SINGING AND DANCING ON THE DICK. IF YOU AREN’T SINCERE AND INTO IT, HE’LL KNOW. SO IF UR NOT A NATURAL, GET UR MIND RIGHT. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL LEARN TO ENJOY THE ART AND COME OFF LIKE A PRO. yOU’LL LOVE THE POWER ASSOCIATEDWITH MAKING UR MAN SQUIRM LIKE A BITCH WITH UR MOUTH WHILE YOU HOLD THE WHOLE WORLD (HIS BALLS) IN UR HANDS.

There was this guy. Very sexy, very handsome. He took me to the Sybaris

We used every item but the swing!!…lol First we showered together, and jumped into the hot jacuzzi. He rubbed his body ever so gently against mine and then I sat on his lap. We kissed a good 15 mins before he slid himself inside of me….

Of course we did it from the back as well. When we got out, he lotioned me down and sucked on my toes….OOOH LORD Ya’ll not ready!!..lmao After her rubbed me down he politely laid himself between my legs and went to WORK!! When he was done it looked like he has released himself on me but, it was ALL me!!…lol Of course I returned the favor* wink* From there it was on and poppin!

This was the most romantic, special, and sexiest thing a person has ever done for me, and I know it’ll only get better….stay tuned.

The Chronicles.